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Goops
a didactic poem


The Goops, they lick their fingers –
The Goops, they lick their knives –
They wipe their hands on the tablecloth,
and lead disgusting lives.

The Goops, they talk while eating,
and loud and long they chew.
And that is why I’m glad that I
am not a Goop.  Aren’t you?