Signs of the Times
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A sign in a Shoe Repair Shop:
Sign over a Gynecologist’s office:
In a Podiatrist's office:
On a Septic Tank truck:
At an Optometrist’s office:
On a Plumber's truck:
On another Plumber's truck:
At a Tire Shop:
On an Electrician's truck:
In a Non-smoking area:
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynecologist’s office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.
On a Septic Tank truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist’s office:
If you don’t see what you're looking for,
You’ve come to the right place.
On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
On another Plumber's truck:
Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
At a Tire Shop:
Invite us to your next blowout.
On an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
In a Non-smoking area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
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