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Signs of the Times

This is circulating on the Internet.  Its author is unknown.

A sign in a Shoe Repair Shop:

We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.

Sign over a Gynecologist’s office:

Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

In a Podiatrist's office:

Time wounds all heels.

On a Septic Tank truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist’s office:

If you don’t see what you're looking for,
You’ve come to the right place.

On a Plumber's truck:

We repair what your husband fixed.

On another Plumber's truck:

Don’t sleep with a drip.  Call your plumber.

At a Tire Shop:

Invite us to your next blowout.

On an Electrician's truck:

Let us remove your shorts.

In a Non-smoking area:

If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

Drive carefully.  We’ll wait.