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Signs of the Times


This is circulating on the Internet.  Its author is unknown.



A sign in a Shoe Repair Shop:

We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.


Sign over a Gynecologist’s office:

Dr. Jones, at your cervix.


In a Podiatrist's office:

Time wounds all heels.


On a Septic Tank truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


At an Optometrist’s office:

If you don’t see what you're looking for,
You’ve come to the right place.


On a Plumber's truck:

We repair what your husband fixed.


On another Plumber's truck:

Don’t sleep with a drip.  Call your plumber.


At a Tire Shop:

Invite us to your next blowout.


On an Electrician's truck:

Let us remove your shorts.


In a Non-smoking area:

If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

Drive carefully.  We’ll wait.




     
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